![]() Please pay us a lot of money to watch Green Lantern do superhero-type things. It’s as if it’s presented to us as “Hello, America. Q: How could a superhero movie be so bad that you would consider quitting your job and getting a memory wipe?Ī: It’s not like Green Lantern is the worst movie of the year, or even the worst movie of the summer, it’s just so fucking bloated and lazy. Q: If the memory wipe would assure that all traces of Green Lantern would be removed from your brain, but, as a side effect, you would now pronounce Washington “Warshington” from this point forward, do you still get the memory wipe? Q: If you quit your job because of Green Lantern, what would you do with your free time?Ī: Are memory wipes a real thing? If so, I would use my free time seeking out a memory wipe to clear away any and all memories of Green Lantern from my brain. Q: Is Green Lantern the type of soul-sucking summer blockbuster that makes you contemplate quitting your job? Popper’s Penguins, what quote do you think should be used?Ī: “At least it’s not Green Lantern.” -Mike Ryan, Vanity Fair Q: If you’re going to be blurbed in this weekend’s commercials for Mr. Popper’s Penguins or Green Lantern?Ī: This is like asking, “Should I hang out with my slightly annoying but otherwise harmless 10-year-old nephew or should I hang out with a CGI version of my uncle who has no soul?” Q: Is there any reason whatsoever that I should see Green Lantern?Ī: Maybe if you’re related to someone in the cast? Maybe? Like, someone you might see around the holidays? Even then, they’ll probably understand. Why couldn’t the other 109 minutes of this movie have been charming, funny, or interesting? This five-minute scene is charming, funny, and interesting. ![]() Q: What’s the most frustrating thing about Green Lantern?Ī: There’s a scene about halfway through in which Hal, as Green Lantern, visits Carol’s (Lively) apartment-an homage of sorts to the scene in the first Superman. On the other hand, I can say with all honestly that Blake Lively’s performance absolutely deserves to be in a movie like Green Lantern. During the autopsy, Hector gets some leftover Parallax yellow on his finger-which, come to think of it, very well might be urine. senator (Tim Robbins) who is selected to perform the autopsy on Abin Sur. He plays Hector, a schoolteacher and the son of a sitting U.S. Sarsgaard does the best actual acting in the entire film, but his efforts are wasted on a character that has no point whatsoever. Due to poor response, the producers decided not to renew the series anymore and it was canceled by them. But after the 20th episode, the audience didn’t respond in a good manner. The second season of this series was released on 13 July 2012. Q: Isn’t Peter Sarsgaard in Green Lantern?Ī: Yes, which is a shame. The first season of the series Green Lantern was released on 3 March 2012. ![]() Which is ironic because watching Green Lantern can also suck the soul out of any living creature. Using fear, Parallax can suck the soul out of any living creature. Parallax feeds on yellow, which, we’re told, is the color of fear. Parallax is a giant blob with a face that floats through space looking for people to eat-he’s the fellow who killed Abin Sur. Does Green Lantern put Parallax in jail for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub?Ī: No, you’re thinking of N.F.L. ![]()
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